I am a potato~!

I had sex with a salad last night. It was pretty RANCHY.

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1 day ago | Notes: 243

z-i-e:

2 BOYFRIENDS!? - POLYAMORY

Laci Green - Sex+

I think this is sort of a good introduction to what I (will) have to say about poly. Her videos are so wonderful - love them! Anywho, if any of you are curious about this silly thing I’ve been inspecting… yeah.

ty! while they aren’t for everyone, polyamorous relationships are an effective relationship style for many. lots of people get stuck in a monogamy rut or are simply not naturally monogamous. i think it’s important to know about different relationship styles so you can choose the best one for you :o)

THANK YOU

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6 days ago | Notes: 1383

"Queerness, to me, is about far more than homosexual attraction. It’s about a willingness to see all other taboos broken down. Sure, many of us start on this path when we first feel “same sex” or “same gender” attraction (though what is sex? And what is gender? And does anyone really have the same sex or gender as anyone else?). But queerness doesn’t stop there.
This is a somewhat controversial stance, but to me queer means something completely different than “gay” or “lesbian” or “bisexual.” A queer person is usually someone who has come to a non-binary view of gender, who recognizes the validity of all trans identities, and who, given this understanding of infinite gender possibilities, finds it hard to define their sexuality any longer in a gender-based way. Queer people understand and support non-monogamy even if they do not engage in it themselves. They can grok being asexual or aromantic. (What does sex have to do with love, or love with sex, necessarily?) A queer can view promiscuous (protected) public bathhouse sex with strangers and complete abstinence as equally healthy.
Queers understand that people have different relationships to their bodies. We get what it means to be stone. We know what body dysphoria is about. We understand that not everyone likes to get touched the same way or to get touched at all. We realize that people with disabilities may have different sexual needs, and that people with survivor histories often have sexual triggers. We can negotiate safe and creative ways to be intimate with people with HIV/AIDs and other STIs.
Queers understand the range of power and sensation and the diversity of sexual dynamics. We are tops and bottoms, doms and subs, sadists and masochists and sadomasochists, versatiles and switches. We know what we like and don’t like in bed.
We embrace a wide range of relationship types. We can be partners, lovers, friends with benefits, platonic sweethearts, chosen family. We can have very different dynamics with different people, often all at once. We don’t expect one person to be able to fulfill all our diverse needs, fantasies and ideals indefinitely.
Because our views on relationships, sex, gender, love, bodies, and family are so unconventional, we are of necessity anti-assimilationist. Because under the kyriarchy we suffer, and watch the people we love suffering, we are political. Because we want to survive, we fight. We only want the freedom to be ourselves, love ourselves, love each other, and live together. Because we are routinely denied that, we are pissed.
Queer doesn’t mean “don’t label me,” it means “I am naming myself.” It means “ask me more questions if you curious” and in the same breath means “fuck off."

- What Queerness Means To Me « Tranarchism (via docasaur)

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1 week ago | Tags: The Avengers Black Widow | Notes: 127

oatscarwilde:

michelle-my-belle:

kensington-comma-vivian:

eleanor89:

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

Did you miss the part where she was manipulating him or

of course in a movie full of superheroes with superpowers, superbeauty, superpersonality, only the woman is a Mary Sue. They are perfectly normal, it’s just weird to see a woman as badass as they are.

And yes, she was whining so much while manipulating Loki and being the only one able to find out his plans so soon. Yeah, you got it.

Black Widow was my everything. How could someone miss how she was interrogating him just like she had in her opening scene? lol I don’t even.

that awkward moment when someone wasn’t paying attention. black widow OWNED Loki in that scene. did you see the fake tears and the way she flipped that shit on him?

misogyny is a hell of a drug.

Yeah, she fucking owned that scene and you totally missed it.

“Oh my god Loki how can you say such things. ;~; You’re so getting to my weak spot after I told you about all these things I’m emotionally vulnerable against. ;A; I’m just a weak girl with demons she can’t fight—- Oh, you’re planning on manipulating Banner? Right, I’m just gonna go tell the guys now. LOL! Idiot.”

Whoever said this is just dumb. Just really really dumb.

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1 week ago | Tags: giveaway | Notes: 14127

julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

You do NOT have to follow me

Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)

I will ship anywhere world wide

Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!

Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST

The winner will be picked with a random number generator

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1 week ago | Tags: YAY I'M IMPORTANT :D | Notes: 5094

What do the people know you as, hero?

flesh-lily:

patbee:

Mariam, The Hell’s Necromancer.

Amber, The Noble Food-Seller.

Amy, The Fiery Bard!

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2 weeks ago

Me right now.

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2 weeks ago | Tags: Adventure Time ghibli | Notes: 6070

hellmaster-bean:

Awwww

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees~

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3 weeks ago | Notes: 156

flesh-lily:

vehura:

I said: Biiiiiiiittttchhhh

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I looked right into her ocular stems!

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3 weeks ago | Notes: 689

a thing of beauty: So I recently tried Nutella and I think we all need to face some fucking facts.

theafrosistuh:

marilynstays:

Yes, it’s delicious, but some folks need to stop dancing around the fact that we’re eating chocolate sandwiches. I’m a grown woman, I know when I’m eating a chocolate sandwich. I accepted that as soon as I licked my finger and went “goddamn that’s…

YES

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3 weeks ago | Notes: 7649

charmsandpandas:

chickencourtesan:

It’s a Homestuck giveaway hell yes!

Winners of the Tiny Pokemon Tea Set finally have their prizes sent through the mail so that means you now have the opportunity to have a tiny prize mailed to you, too! Yes, you!

One like and one reblog to each of you, and you only have to hold your breath until Saturday, May 5th to find out if you won yourself a tiny troll figurine! Isn’t that neat? (It is.)

There will be 5 randomly-picked winners, and the first to respond will have first choice of which troll they want.

Oh, right. Have I mentioned how tiny they are? Look at Sollux over there, or Karkat, or Terezi! They are so damn tiny, like, over an inch,maybe.

Enjoy!!! :D

you know how smooth these are? so they look almost like they’re edited munny dolls?

Well they’re not

they’re all handsculpted, they are made that smooth and perfect and detailed all by hand

which is why chickencourtesan is a god, and my idol ∩(︶▽︶)∩

this, i want this

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